Leaving, on a jet plane One day two drinking buddies, Jim and Dave, were performing maintenance on an aircraft at JFK airport in NYC. They got fogged in and finished their work early and were sitting around bored. Jim said: “Man, I really need a drink!” “You know I heard a rumor that drinking jet fuel could get you drunk,” Dave said. “Really?” said Jim. “That’s what I heard. Wanna try?” “Sure, I’ll try anything once!” So with that they poured themselves a couple of glasses and began drinking the jet fuel. They sipped a little bit and found it actually tasted quite good. So they drank more and sure enough they got drunk. The next morning Jim awoke feeling great like he was floating on air. He hadn’t felt this good in years. “Wow!” he said. About that time, Jim’s telephone rang. “Hello?” “Hello Jim, this is Dave. How are you feeling this morning?” “Man I feel great, no hangover, not sick at all. How about you?” “Me too, but I have one question for you.” “Sure, what is it?” “Have you farted yet?” “Ummmmm no. Why?” “DON’T. I’m in Phoenix!” |