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szdaily -> Fun -> 
Jokes of the Week
    2012-03-07  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

    School dinner

    What’s the worst thing you’re likely to find in the school canteen?

    The food!

    The food in our school canteen is perfect.

    If you are a bug!

    “What’s the matter with your dinner?”

    “Can you describe it for me please, in case I need to tell my doctor later what I’ve eaten!”

    What did the computer do at lunchtime?

    Had a byte!

    What kind of food do math teachers eat?

    Square meals!

    

    Why I don’t have

    my homework

    I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren’t the best teacher in the school.

    I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had.

    Our puppy toilet-trained on it.

    Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked.

    I put it in a safe, but lost the combination.

    Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing.

    I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing machine.

    I didn’t do it because I didn’t want to add to your already heavy workload.

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