School dinner What’s the worst thing you’re likely to find in the school canteen? The food! The food in our school canteen is perfect. If you are a bug! “What’s the matter with your dinner?” “Can you describe it for me please, in case I need to tell my doctor later what I’ve eaten!” What did the computer do at lunchtime? Had a byte! What kind of food do math teachers eat? Square meals! Why I don’t have my homework I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren’t the best teacher in the school. I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had. Our puppy toilet-trained on it. Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked. I put it in a safe, but lost the combination. Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing. I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing machine. I didn’t do it because I didn’t want to add to your already heavy workload. |