No water A man walked to the top of the diving platform and was ready to jump when someone called out to him. “There is no water in the pool,” the security guard said. “No problem,” the man replied. “I cannot swim anyway.” Boy at wedding A little boy was at a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the aisle he would take two steps, stop and turn to the crowd (alternating between the bride’s side and the groom’s side). While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. So it went, step, step, roar, step, step, roar ... all the way down the aisle. As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit. The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and was also near tears by the time he reached the pulpit. When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said: “I was being the Ring Bear.” If If life could be like computers... If you messed up, you could press “Alt, Ctrl, Delete!” To exercise, you could just click on “run!” To improve your appearance, you could just adjust the display settings. |