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Jokes of the Week
    2012-04-18  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

Interview

In one interview, the interviewer got impatient about one interviewee because he could answer all the questions so quickly.

"Tell me your choice," he finally said to the boy, "I shall either ask you 10 easy questions or one real difficult questions. Think well before you make up your mind."

The boy thought for a while and said, "My choice is one real difficult question, but you must promise not to ask me second difficult question."

The interviewer agreed and asked him, "Tell me, what comes first, day or night?"

The boy was surprised first but he waited for a while and said, "It's day, sir."

"How come?" the interviewer was smiling.

The boy said, "Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask the second difficult question?"

Perfect girl

Fred is 32 years old and he is still single.

One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?"

Fred replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them."

His friend thought for a moment and said, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother."

A few months later they met again and his friend said, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?"

With a frown on his face, Fred answered, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much."

The friend said, "Then what's the problem?"

Fred replied, "My father doesn't like her."

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