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szdaily -> Fun -> 
Jokes of the Week
    2012-05-09  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

Bitten by a vampire

Patient: Doctor, I think I’ve been bitten by a vampire.

Doctor: Drink this glass of water.

Patient: Will it make me better?

Doctor: No, but I’ll be able to see whether your neck leaks.

Lucky wife

Wife: I’m so lucky! When I was taking the rubbish out, I found a new pair of shoes. I put them on and just imagine: They were exactly my size.

Husband: Yes, you were lucky. What else?

Wife: Yes. When I was returning home on the bus this morning, I found a new fur coat. I put it on and just imagine: It was exactly my size.

Husband: Yes, you are lucky, while I am not. Just imagine: I found trunks under our pillow but they are not my size.

Blood and urine tests

A small boy was crying sitting on a bench outside the doctor’s clinic.

Another small boy came to him and asked, “What happened?”

The boy said: “I came here for my blood test and the doctor cut my finger.”

Hearing this, the other boy started weeping.

The first boy asked: “Why are you crying?”

The boy answered: “I have come for my urine test.”

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