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szdaily -> Fun -> 
Jokes of the Week
    2012-05-23  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

Whale and Jonah

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for whales to swallow a human being because even though they are very large mammals, their throats are very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah were to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

 

Correct punctuation

An English teacher wrote three words on the whiteboard: "woman without her man is nothing."

The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly.

Male students wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."

Female students wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

 

Dear boss

Dear Boss:

People who do lots of work make lots of mistakes.

People who do less make less mistakes.

People who do not work make no mistakes.

People who make no mistakes get promoted.

That's why I spend most of my time sending E-mails & playing games at work because I need promotion

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