Debt collector

Ragil was playing with a coin when he accidentally swallowed it. He went crying to his mom, choking on the coin.

They took him to a doctor, who said that the coin was impossible to remove without surgery. They consulted a specialist who agreed.

Then came a man who said that he could get the money out in a jiffy. He turned Ragil upside down and patted him with great precision on the back of neck, and the coin rolled out.

Everyone was amazed. The father said: “You must be an expert!”

The man replied. “No, sir, I’m just a debt collector.”

New employee

A young man, who was hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work.

The supermarket manager greeted him with a smile and a handshake, and then gave him a brush, saying: “Welcome to Smith’s Supermarket. Here is a brush — your first job is to sweep the floor.”

The young man looked amazed and said, “But I’m a university graduate.”

The manager then said, “Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize that you are a university graduate. Give me the brush and I’ll show you how to do it.”

Password problem

James called Sandy to complain about a computer problem.

James: When I typed the password, it just showed star, star and star.

Sandy: Those stars are to protect you, so that if a person stands behind you, he cannot read your password.

James: Yeah, but stars appeared even when there was no one standing behind me.