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szdaily -> Fun -> 
Jokes of the Week
    2012-06-27  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

My marble

Two boys were suddenly rushed to the hospital after playing marble.

The younger boy told the doctor, “I have swallowed a marble.”

Doctor: “I see. Is this your brother with you?” He pointed to the older boy.

The other boy replied, “No, I own the marble.”

Plan for future

A teacher asked his students, “What do you wish to do in future?”

Ram: I want to be a pilot.

Vinod: I want to be a doctor.

Deepa: I want to be a good mother.

Ravi: I want to help Deepa.

The evils of liquor

A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey and two worms.

“Now, class, observe closely the worms,” said the professor putting a worm first into the water. The worm writhed about in the water, happy as a worm in water could be.

He then put the second worm into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.

“Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?” the professor asked.

Shyam, who always sat at the back, raised his hand and wisely responded, “Drink whiskey and you won’t get worms.”

 

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