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szdaily -> Fun -> 
Jokes of the Week
    2012-07-25  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

Who are you talking to?

A man joined a big multinational company as a trainee.

On his first day, he called the kitchen and shouted down the phone: “Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!”

The voice from the other side responded: “You fool; you’ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to?”

“No,” replied the trainee.

“It’s the managing director of the company, you idiot!”

The trainee shouted back: “And do you know who you are talking to, you idiot?”

“No!” replied the managing director angrily.

“Thank God!” replied the trainee and slammed the phone down.

What is his occupation?

A teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. “Tim, you first,” she said. “What does your mother do all day?”

Tim stood up and proudly said, “She’s a doctor.”

“That’s wonderful. How about you, Amy?”

Amy shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, “My father is a mailman.”

“Thank you, Amy,” said the teacher. “What about your father, Billy?”

Billy proudly stood up and announced, “My daddy murders people, steals from them, and drinks.”

The teacher was surprised and promptly changed the subject to geography.

Later that day she went to Billy’s house and rang the bell. Billy’s father answered the door. The teacher explained what his son had said and asked if there might be some logical explanation.

Billy’s father said, “I’m actually an attorney. But how can I explain a thing like that to a 7-year-old?”

 

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