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szdaily -> Fun -> 
Jokes of the Week
    2012-08-15  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

    Chewing gum

    While distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping.

    When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said, “I’m meeting my wife right away. How do I get the gum out from my ears?”

    

    Paying tax

    A: I hate paying my income tax.

    B: You should be a good citizen — why don’t you pay with a smile?

    A: I’d like to but they insist on money!

    

    Pretty ugly

    Mary: John says I’m pretty. Andy says I’m ugly. What do you think, Peter?

    Peter: I think you’re pretty ugly.

    

    Swallowing bullet

    Young mother: “Doctor, doctor, my baby swallowed a bullet. What shall I do?”

    Doctor: “Don’t point him at anybody.”

    

                               

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