Who found America

Teacher: Maria, please point to America on the map.

Maria: This is it.

Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?

Class: Maria did.

Marry a wrong man

A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?

B: Yes, I am. I married the wrong woman.

Cinderalla sucks at soccer

A: Why couldn't Cinderella be a good soccer player?

B: She lost her shoe, she ran away from the ball, and her coach was a pumpkin.

Wait a minute

A man is talking to God.

The man: "God, how long is a million years?"

God: "To me, it's about a minute."

The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"

God: "To me it's a penny."

The man: "God, may I have a penny?"

God: "Wait a minute."

Pronouns

The teacher was speaking to a student, "Saud, name two pronouns."

Saud, who suddenly woke up, said, "Who, me?"