Who found America Teacher: Maria, please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did. Marry a wrong man A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? B: Yes, I am. I married the wrong woman. Cinderalla sucks at soccer A: Why couldn't Cinderella be a good soccer player? B: She lost her shoe, she ran away from the ball, and her coach was a pumpkin. Wait a minute A man is talking to God. The man: "God, how long is a million years?" God: "To me, it's about a minute." The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?" God: "To me it's a penny." The man: "God, may I have a penny?" God: "Wait a minute." Pronouns The teacher was speaking to a student, "Saud, name two pronouns." Saud, who suddenly woke up, said, "Who, me?" |