Man and woman

Man said to God: Why did you make women so beautiful?

God: So that you will love them.

Man: But why did you make them so dumb?

God: So that they will love you.

Hi Jack

A: I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!

B: What did you say?

A: All that I said was “Hi Jack,” but very loud.

Dogs speak English

Two friends meet and one of them says: “I’ve taught my dog how to speak English!”

“That’s impossible,” says the other man. “Dogs don’t speak!”

“It’s true! I’ll show you.” He turns to his dog, “How’s the situation in England?”

The dog answers: “Rough, rough.”

I love U2

Boyfriend: What is your favorite music group?

Girlfriend: I love U2!

Boyfriend: I love you too, but what is your favorite music group?

Source: The Internet TESL Journal