Guess right A guy says to his friend, “Guess how many coins I have in my pocket.” The friend: “If I guess right, will you give me one of them?” The guy, “If you guess right, I’ll give you both of them!” Bitten by a vampire Patient: Doctor, I think I’ve been bitten by a vampire. Doctor: Drink this glass of water. Patient: Will it make me feel better? Doctor: No, but I’ll be able to see if your neck leaks. Magic operation A: Doctor, will I be able to play piano after my operation? B: Yes, of course. A: Great! I never could before! Catch up Three tomatoes are walking down the street, a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. The baby tomato is lagging behind. The poppa tomato gets mad. He goes over to the momma tomato, stamps on the ground and says: CATCH UP! (Source: The Internet TESL Journal) |