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szdaily -> Fun -> 
Jokes of the Week
    2012-09-12  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

A turtle’s walk

Once there were three turtles. One day they decided to go on a picnic. When they got there, they realized they had forgotten the soda.

The youngest turtle said he would go home and get it if they wouldn’t eat the sandwiches until he got back.

A week went by, then a month, finally a year, when the two turtles said, “Oh, come on, let’s eat the sandwiches.”

Suddenly the little turtle popped up from a rock behind and said, “If you do, I won’t go!”

The biggest lie

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

The teacher said, “Why are you arguing?”

One boy answered, “We found a 10-dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.”

“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher. “When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.”

The boys then gave the 10 dollars to the teacher.

Help with housework

Father: What did you do today to help your mother?

Son: I dried the dishes.

Daughter: And I helped pick up the pieces.

(Source: The Internet TESL Journal)

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