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szdaily -> Fun -> 
Jokes of the Week
    2012-10-17  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

    Another ticket?

    Officer: You were speeding.

    Man: No, I wasn’t.

    Officer: Yes you were. I’m giving you a ticket.

    Man: But I wasn’t speeding.

    Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives the man the ticket.)

    Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?

    Officer: Yes, you would.

    Man: What if I just thought that you were?

    Officer: I can’t give you a ticket for what you think.

    Man: Fine, I think you’re a jerk!

    

    Mouse trouble

    A: I’m in big trouble!

    B: Why is that?

    A: I saw a mouse in my house!

    B: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.

    A: I don’t have one.

    B: Well then, buy one.

    A: Can’t afford one.

    B: I can give you mine.

    A: That sounds good.

    B: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.

    A: I don’t have any cheese.

    B: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.

    A: I don’t have oil.

    B: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.

    A: I don’t have bread.

    B: Then what is the mouse doing in your house?

    (Source: The Internet TESL Journal)

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