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szdaily -> Fun -> 
Jokes of the Week
    2012-10-31  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

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    Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an “I.”

    Student: I is the...

    Teacher: Stop! Never put ‘is’ after an “I.” Always put ‘am’ after an “I.”

    Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

    

    Day off

    Two factory workers are talking.

    The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.”

    The man replies, “And how would you do that?”

    The woman says, “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.

    The boss comes in and says, “What are you doing?”

    The woman replies, “I’m a light bulb.”

    The boss then says, “You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.”

    The man starts to follow her and the boss says, “Where are you going?”

    The man says, “I’m going home too. I can’t work in the dark.”

    

    I don’t either

    Teacher: Nick, what is the past participle of the verb “ring?”

    Nick: What do you think it is, sir?

    Teacher: I don’t think, I KNOW!

    Nick: I don’t think I know either, sir! (SD-Agencies)

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