Who loves you most? One evening Mrs. Smith drove her husband's car to the shopping mall. On her return, she noticed that how dusty the outside of the car was and cleaned it up a bit. When she finally entered the house, she called out: "The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield." Mr. Smith looked up and said: "Mom's here?" Who was fighting? Mom: Freddie, why is your face so red? Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight. Mom: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting? Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith. Helpful doctor Patient: Doctor, the medicine you gave me was of great help!! Doctor: Oh? How much do you have at a time? Patient: None, but my uncle had them. Now I'm his only heir! |