A tough teacher

A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he was assigned to teach the most undisciplined class.

Stepping confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible. Just then, a strong breeze made his tie flap. Trying to fix the tie, he took a blackboard eraser and hammered a large tack through his tie into his chest.

He had no trouble with discipline that term.

Not so smart

A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while.

“I can hardly believe my eyes!” he exclaimed. “That’s the smartest dog I’ve ever seen.”

The friend replied: “Nah, he’s not so smart. I’ve beaten him three games out of five.” (SD-Agencies)