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Jokes of the Week
    2013-01-09  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

    Perfect mate

    A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate. “I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sports and enjoys group activities.”

    Back came the answer: “Marry a penguin.”

    

    Three surgeons

    Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills.

    “A man came to me who had his hand cut off,” said one. “Today that man is a concert violinist.”

    “That’s nothing,” said another. “A man came to me who had his legs cut off. I stitched them back on, and today that man is a marathon runner.”

    “I can top both of you,” said the third. “One day I arrived at the scene of a terrible accident. There was nothing left but a horse’s posterior — and a pair of glasses. Today that man is seated in United States Senate.”(SD-Agencies)

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

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