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Jokes of the Week
    2013-01-16  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

More polite

One day Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked up the bigger one for himself.

Tom was not happy about that: “When are you going to learn to be polite?”

Bill said: “If you had the chance to pick first, which would you pick?”

Tom said: “The smaller piece, of course.”

Then Bill said: “What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?”

Housewife

A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning.

She was very excited, and said: “That’ll be terrific! Since one stove can save half of the coal, if I buy two, no coal will be needed!”

(SD-Agencies)

 

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