Prayers Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. “Please God,” she said. “Make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy.” Her mother interrupted and said, “Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy?” Julie replied: “Because that’s what I put in my geography exam!” Patience A: You’ve been watching me for three hours now. Why don’t you try fishing yourself? B: I have not got the patience. Don’t know her A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench kissing. “Why don’t you do that?” said the wife. “Honey,” replied her husband, “I do not even know that woman!” A speeding motorist A highway patrol officer stopped a speeding motorist. “Don’t you know what the blinking lights and siren mean?” he demanded. “Yes, sir,” replied the driver. “Then why didn’t you pull over immediately?” “I would have, officer,” the man said. “But last month my wife ran off with a policeman, and I was afraid you were bringing her back.” (SD-Agencies) |