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szdaily -> Fun -> 
Jokes of the Week
    2013-03-20  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

    A golf lesson

    A retiree was referred to a golf club by his co-workers.

    Thinking he’d try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatsoever about golf.

    The pro showed him the stance and swing and then said: “Just hit the ball toward the flag on the first green.”

    The novice teed up and smacked the ball straight down the fairway and onto the green, where it stopped inches from the hole.

    “Now what?” the fellow asked the speechless pro.

    The pro just stood there and stared at the novice. “Uh... you’re supposed to hit the ball into the cup,” the pro finally said after he was able to speak again.

    “Oh great! NOW you tell me,” said the beginner in a disgusted tone.

    

    Wash the apple

    Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water?

    Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad.

    Father: What’s that got to do with it?

    Jack: I forgot to wash the apple.

    

    (SD-Agencies)     

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

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