Recruitment

    A female executive stood before the Pearly Gates, facing St. Peter himself.

    “I’ll let you experience a day here and a day in Hell before you can make your choice where to stay for eternity,” St. Peter said.

    So she spent a day lounging on clouds, playing the harp, having intelligent discussions with great philosophers.

    She was then transported to Hell where the Devil took her to a beautiful country club where she found many of her old friends. They talked, played golf, had steak and lobster, drank champagne and danced till dawn.

    Returning to Pearly Gates, she told St. Peter she preferred Hell. And back down she went. But this time she found herself in a desolate wasteland covered with garbage. Her friends were still there, but now they were dressed in rags picking up garbage.

    The woman was surprised. The Devil looked at her and smiled. “Yesterday we were recruiting you. Today, you’re staff!” (SD-Agencies)