Missing

    The boss needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem. He dialed the employee’s home number and was greeted with a child’s whisper, “Hello.”

    “Is your daddy home?” he asked.

    “Yes,” whispered the small voice.

    “May I talk with him?”

    “No.”

    The boss asked, “Is your mommy there?”

    “Yes.”

    “May I talk with her?”

    “No.”

    The boss asked, “Is anybody else there?”

    “Yes,” whispered the child, “a policeman.”

    The boss then asked, “May I speak with the policeman?”

    “No, he’s busy.”

    “Busy doing what?”

    “Talking to daddy and mommy and the fireman.”

    As he heard what sounded like a helicopter, the boss asked, “What is that noise?”

    In an awed whispering voice the child answered, “The search team just landed a hello-copper.”

    Alarmed, the boss asked, “What are they searching for?”

    Still whispering, the voice replied with a muffled giggle: “ME.”

    (SD-Agencies)