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Jokes of the Week
    2013-06-19  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

     New stewardess

    An airline captain was training a very pretty new stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

    The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day’s route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing.

    He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up, wondering what happened to her. She answered the phone, sobbing, and said she couldn’t get out of her room.

    “You can’t get out of your room?” the captain asked. “Why not?”

    The stewardess replied, “There are only three doors in here,” she cried, “One is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says ‘Do Not Disturb!’”

    Little rabbits

    A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: “Excuse me, mister, do you keep wittle wabbits?”

    The shopkeeper asks: “Do you want a little white rabbit or a soft and furry black rabbit or maybe one like that cute little brown rabbit over there?”

    “I don’t think my python really cares,” the girl says. (SD-Agencies)

        

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

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