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Jokes of the Week
    2013-07-17  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

    Black eyes

    A man came to work on Monday morning with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened.

    The man replied: “On Sunday, I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her rear end, so I tried to be nice and pull it out for her. She turned around and punched me in the eye.”

    The boss asked: “OK, so where did you get the other shiner?”

    “Well,” the man said, “I figured she didn’t want it out, so I pushed it back in.”

    

    The mourner’s pain

    A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and was walking back toward his car when his attention was diverted by another man kneeling at a grave.

    The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity, and kept repeating: “Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?”

    The first man approached him and said: “Sir, I don’t wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I’ve ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?”

    The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied: “My wife’s first husband.”

    (SD-Agencies)

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