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szdaily -> Fun -> 
Jokes of the Week
    2013-09-18  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

    A hungry lion

    A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men.

    One was sitting under a tree reading a book. The other was typing away on his typewriter.

    The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.

    

    Stand up

    A man sobering up from the night before was sitting through a Sunday sermon, finding it long and boring.

    Still feeling a hangover and tired, he finally nodded off.

    The priest had been watching him all along, noticing his apparent hangover, and was disgusted.

    At the end of the sermon, the preacher decided to make an example of him. He said to his congregation, “All those wishing to have a place in heaven, please stand.”

    The whole room stood except, of course, the sleeping man.

    Then the preacher said even more loudly, “And he who would like to find a place in hell please STAND UP!”

    The weary man caught only the last part and groggily stood up, only to find that he was the only one standing.

    Confused and embarrassed he said, “I don’t know what we’re voting on here, Father, but it sure seems like you and me are the only ones standing up for it!”

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

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