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szdaily -> Fun -> 
Jokes of the Week
    2013-10-16  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

    Encore

    An army recruiter delivered a windy pep talk to encourage a group of college students to join the volunteer army. But the culminating point of his oration was greeted with cat calls, whistles and projection of rotten eggs and an assortment of rotten vegetables and fruits.

    A visitor asked a student: “Why you throw tomatoes at the man and now you are applauding him?”

    “We want an encore. I still have some tomatoes left!” explained the student.

    

    Free haircuts

    A man walks into a barbershop with a 7-year-old boy. “I’ll take two haircuts,” he says.

    The man goes first, and gets his hair buzzed. Then it comes time for the boy.

    The man says, “Okay, I’m going to the store next door, and I’ll be back when my son is done.”

    The barber nods his head, and begins cutting the boy’s hair.

    Fifteen minutes later, the barber is finished, but the man is nowhere to be seen. Twenty minutes pass, then thirty, but still, the man isn’t back.

    “Where is your father?” asks the barber. The boy replies, “Oh, that’s not my father, that’s a man I found on the street who asked me if I wanted to go get free haircuts.”

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