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szdaily -> Fun -> 
Jokes of the Week
    2013-11-27  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

    The vow

    A man joining a monestary was told he was to take a vow of silence and was only allowed to speak two words every five years. After the first five years had passed he walked into the chambers of the head monk and said: “Bed hard.” Then he turned and walked out.

    After the next five years passed he returned to the chambers of the head monk and said: “Food cold,” then turned and walked out. After the next five years had passd he once again entered the chambers of the head monk and said: “I quit.”

    The head monk looked at him and replied: “Well, that doesn’t surprise me. You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here.”

    

    Not in the book

    Two preachers and their wives were killed in a car accident. Upon their arrival at the pearly gates, they were met by St. Peter.

    The first preacher walked up and said: “Hello St. Peter, I’m ready to come in.”

    St. Peter checked his list and said: “I’m sorry your name is not in the book.”

    “What!” exclaimed the preacher, “I have been a preacher for 30 years!”

    “Yes,” replied St. Peter, “However, you are guilty of glutteny, you loved food and sweets so much you even married a woman named Candy.”

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

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