When you are sober A redneck felt sick and decided to go to the doctor. The doctor examined him. “I can’t seem to find the problem, but I think it has something to do with alcohol,” the doctor said. “Well,” said the redneck, “then I’ll come back when you’re sober.” Trapped Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly wandered by. “Help!” Paddy shouted, “I’m sinking!” “Don’t worry,” assured Mick. “Next to the Strong Muldoon, I’m the strongest man in Erin, and I’ll pull you right out of there.” Mick leaned out and grabbed Paddy’s hand and pulled and pulled to no avail. After two more unsuccessful attempts, Mick said to Paddy, “I’m afraid I cannot do it. The Strong Muldoon could do it alone, maybe, but I’ll have to get some help.” As Mick was leaving, Paddy called: “Mick! Mick! Do you think it will help if I pull my feet out of the stirrups?” |