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szdaily -> Fun -> 
Jokes of the Week
    2014-01-22  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

    If only life could be like

    a computer!

    If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start all over!

    To get your daily exercise, just click on “run.”

    Hit “any key” to continue life when ready.

    To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.

    If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.

    “Help” with the chores is just a click away.

    Auto insurance wouldn’t be necessary. You would restart the system to recover from a crash.

    You could click on “send now” and a Pizza would be on its way to you.

    

    Buying a hat

    A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one.

    Already at the end of his patience, the salesman was afraid that she might change her mind again so he tried to flatter her: “An excellent choice, madam. You look at least 10 years younger with this hat on!”

    To his dismay, the lady took off her hat at once and said: “I don’t want a hat that makes me look 10 years older as soon as I take it off. Show me some more hats!”

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

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