Money and friends A: Which do you find more important, money or friends? B: Friends, of course. A: Why? B: I can always borrow money from friends. What’s the use? Passenger: What’s the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late? Train conductor: How would we know they were late, if we didn’t have a schedule? Coincidence Teacher: Can anybody give an example of a coincidence? Student: My mother and father got married on the same day, at the same time! Second opinion Doctor: You are very sick. Patient: Can I get a second opinion? Doctor: Yes, you are very ugly too. It hurts! Man: Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts. Doctor: What do you mean? Man: When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee — Ouch! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts. Doctor: I know what’s wrong with you — you’ve broken your finger! |