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szdaily -> Fun -> 
Jokes of the Week
    2014-03-12  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

    For our own mouths

    A Scottish farmer was in his field digging up his potatoes.

    An American farmer looked over the fence and said: “In Texas we grow potatoes 5 times larger than that!”

    The Scotsman replied: “Ah, but we just grow them for our own mouths!”

    

    Ready in a minute

    Charles was getting annoyed and shouted upstairs to his wife,” Hurry up or we’ll be late.”

    “Oh, be quiet,” replied his wife. “Haven’t I been telling you for the last hour that I’ll be ready in a minute?”

    

    Eating the peanuts

    A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, flips through a few magazines, and munches on some peanuts sitting in a bowl on the table.

    Eventually, the aunt wakes up, and her nephew realizes he’s absentmindedly finished the entire bowl. “I’m so sorry, auntie, I’ve eaten all of your peanuts!”

    “That’s okay, dearie,” the aunt replied. “After I’ve sucked the chocolate off, I don’t care for them anyway.”

    

    What is this?

    When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. “Good heavens,” he said, “what is this?”

    “Why, it’s bean soup,” she replied.

    “I don’t care what it has been,” he sputtered. “What is it now?”

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

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