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szdaily -> Fun -> 
Jokes of the Week
    2014-04-02  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

    Saving method

    An uncle was waiting for the bus at the bus stops. After a few minutes, the bus arrived but did not stop at the bus stop. The uncle thought it would stop a bit further so he started running after the bus.

    Unfortunately, the bus never stopped. It kept running. The uncle kept following the bus until he realized that he arrived home already.

    He was very happy that he can save a bit of money. He happily told his wife: “Honey, you know, today I ran after the bus until I arrived home. I don’t have to pay the bus fee.” “Stupid!” Instead of a compliment, the wife blamed her husband: “Do you know how much you can save if you ran after a taxi!”

    Betty Sue

    A guy was reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and smacked him on the back of the head with a frying pan.

    He asked, “What was that for?”

    She said, “I found a piece of paper in your pocket with ‘Betty Sue’ written on it.”

    He said, “Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? ‘Betty Sue’ was the name of the horse I went there to bet on.”

    Three days later he’s reading his paper when she walked up behind him and smacked him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.

    He asked, “What was that for?”

    She answered, “Your horse called.”

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

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