Right and wrong

    Mrs. Cameron, a primary school teacher, was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong.

    “All right, children, let’s take an example,” Mrs. Cameron said.

    “If I were to get into a man’s pocket and take his wallet with all his money, what would I be?”

    Little Tony raises his hand, and with a confident smile said, “You’d be his wife.”

    One with a plug

    A man went into a hardware store and asked to buy a sink.

    “Would you like one with a plug?” asked the shop assistant.

    “Don’t tell me they’ve gone electric,” said the client.

    Good laughs

    A: John laughs three times at a joke.

    B: Why?

    A: The first time when everybody gets it, the second a week later when he thinks he gets it, the third time a month later when somebody explains it to him.

    I’ll give US$100

    At an antiques auction in Leeds, England, a wealthy American announced that he had lost his wallet containing US$5,000, and he would give a reward of US$50 to the person who found it.

    From the back of the hall a voice shouted, “I’ll give US$100!”