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szdaily -> Fun -> 
Jokes of the Week
    2014-04-23  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

A case for FBI

The phone rang at the FBI headquarters.

“Hello, is this the FBI?”

“Yes it is, what do you want?”

“I’m calling to report on my neighbor Tom. He is hiding marijuana in his firewood,” the man said.

“We will investigate,” replied the agent.

The next day, a team of FBI agents went to Tom’s house. They searched the shed where the firewood was kept, broke every piece of wood, found no marijuana, cursed at Tom and left. Now the phone rang at Tom’s house.

“Hey, Tom! Did the FBI come and chop your firewood?”

“Yeah, they did.” Tom answered.

“OK, now it’s your turn to call. I need my garden plowed.”

Talking frog

A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of the road. As he comes closer, the frog starts to talk.

“Kiss me and I will turn into a princess.”

The guy picks the frog up and puts it in his pocket.

The frog starts shouting, “Hey! Didn’t you hear me? I’m a Princess. Just kiss me and I will be yours.”

The guy takes the frog out of his pocket and smiles at it and puts it back.

The frog is really frustrated. “I don’t get it. Why won’t you kiss me? I will turn into a beautiful princess and do anything you ask.”

The guy says, “Look, I’m a computer geek. I don’t have time for girls. But a talking frog is cool!”

 

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