Millionaire

    Interviewer: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?

    Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife.

    Interviewer: She must be some woman. What were you before you married her?

    Millionaire: A billionaire.

    One difficult question

    In an interview, the interviewer got impatient about one boy because he could answer all the questions so quickly and arrogantly.

    “Tell me your choice,” he said to the boy. “I shall either ask you 10 easy questions or a real difficult one. Think well before you make up your mind.”

    The boy thought for a while and said: “My choice is one real difficult question.”

    “Well, good luck, you have made your own choice!” said the man on the opposite side.

    “Now, tell me: What comes first, day or night?”

    The boy was jolted first but he waited for a while and said: “It’s the day, sir.”

    “How?” the interviewer was smiling. “At last, I got you!” he said to himself.

    “Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a second difficult question!”