Goalkeeper

    Jane gets a job as a physical education teacher for 16 to 18-year-olds.

    First day in school, she notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun, kicking a football. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.

    “Are you all right?” she asks.

    “Yes,” he replies.

    “You can go and play with the other kids, you know,” she says.

    “It’s best I stay here,” he says.

    “Why’s that, sweetie?” asks Jane.

    The boy says: “Because I’m the goalkeeper.”

    You’ve got mail

    One day Jack went out to check his mailbox. There was nothing in it.

    His neighbor who was also out there gave him a weird look.

    An hour later he went out to his mailbox and again there was nothing in it. His neighbor thought, “What the heck is he doing?”

    An hour later Jack went to his yard again to look in the mailbox and still there was nothing. The neighbor couldn’t help asking him what he was doing. Jack said, “My stupid computer keeps saying ‘you’ve got mail.’”

    Financial management

    A beggar found 100 rupees in the park. Then he decided to treat himself to a dinner at the local five-star hotel. When the 3,000-rupee bill was brought to him, of course he couldn’t pay. The manager had to hand him to police.

    The beggar gave the 100-rupee note to a policeman, who immediately set him free.