What are they called?

    Teacher: What are the people of Turkey called?

    Johny: I don’t know.

    Teacher: They are called Turks. Now what are the people of Germany called?

    Johny: They are called Germs.

    Focus

    Teacher: Who is the president of Iraq?

    Johnny: I don’t know, madam.

    Teacher: You need to focus more on your studies.

    Johnny: Please madam, can I ask a question?

    Teacher: Sure.

    Johnny: Do you know Angela?

    Teacher: No, why?

    Johnny: You need to focus more on your daughter.

    Facebook

    Teacher: What will you do after growing up?

    Johnny: Facebooking.

    Teacher: No! I mean what will you become?

    Johnny: Admin of facebook pages.

    Teacher: I mean, what will you achieve after you grow up?

    Johnny: Facebook admin rights.

    Teacher: Oh God! What’s the purpose of your life?

    Johnny: Facebook, but never face the books.