Which side? A teacher asked a student to write 55. The student asked: “How?” “Write five and beside it another five!” the teacher said. The student wrote five and stopped. The teacher asked: “What are you waiting for?” “I don’t know which side to write the other five on!” Goldfish talk Two goldfish in a bowl are talking. Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God? Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water? I asked first Little Johnny: Miss Smith, can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom? Little Johnny: But I asked first! Why are you late? Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred-dollar bill. Teacher: That’s nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it. Nice apartment Realtor: I have a good, cheap apartment for you. Client: By the week or by the month? Realtor: By the garbage dump. |