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szdaily -> Fun -> 
Jokes of the Week
    2014-08-13  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

    Which side?

    A teacher asked a student to write 55.

    The student asked: “How?”

    “Write five and beside it another five!” the teacher said.

    The student wrote five and stopped.

    The teacher asked: “What are you waiting for?”

    “I don’t know which side to write the other five on!”

    

    Goldfish talk

    Two goldfish in a bowl are talking.

    Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God?

    Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water?

    

    I asked first

    Little Johnny: Miss Smith, can I go to the bathroom?

    Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?

    Little Johnny: But I asked first!

    

    Why are you late?

    Teacher: Why are you late?

    Student: There was a man who lost a hundred-dollar bill.

    Teacher: That’s nice. Were you helping him look for it?

    Student: No. I was standing on it.

    

    Nice apartment

    Realtor: I have a good, cheap apartment for you.

    Client: By the week or by the month?

    Realtor: By the garbage dump.

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

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