Psychology

    “What’s the usual tip?” a man growled when, Jason, a college boy, delivered his pizza.

    “Well,” Jason replied, “this is my first delivery, but the other guys said that if I got a quarter out of you, I’d be doing great.”

    “Is that so?” grunted the man. “In that case, here’s five dollars.”

    “Thanks,” Jason said, “I’ll put it in my college fund.”

    “By the way, what are you studying?” questioned the man.

    Jason replied, “Psychology.”

    I won’t be back again

    A bear went into a bar and ordered a beer. He gave the bartender a 20-dollar note and the bartender went to the other end of the bar to put the money in the register. The second bartender whispered to the first, “He’s a bear, what does he know? Shortchange him.”

    The first bartender brought the bear US$10 in change. A little while later the bartender started talking to the bear and mentioned, “We don’t get many bears in this bar.”

    The bear replied, “I’m not surprised. At US$10 a beer I sure won’t be back again.”