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Jokes of the Week
    2014-10-29  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

    How’s the food now?

    At the outpatient surgery center where I work, the anesthesiologist often chatted with patients before their operations to help them relax. One day he thought he recognized a woman as a co-worker at the Virginia hospital where he had trained.

    When the patient confirmed that his hunch was correct, he said, “So, tell me, is the food still as bad there as it used to be?”

    “Well,” she replied, “I’m still cooking it.”

    

    Someone called

    A man with two red ears went to the doctors office. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears.

    “I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang,” answered the man. “But instead of picking up the phone I picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.”

    “Damn,” the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. “But then, what happened to your other ear?”

    The salesman replied, “Whoever it was called back.”

    

    Going downhill

    This doctor took all the psyco patients to a room and gave them all tall stools to sit on. Then he asked them to pretend that they are on a bicycle and to peddle as part of the treatment. Well, all started to peddle and pretend that they were really on a bicycle. But one of the patients just sat there doing nothing.

    The doc approached him and said, “Why don’t you peddle your bicycle like others?”

    The guy answered, “Are you stupid? I’m going downhill.”

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

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