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szdaily -> Fun -> 
Jokes of the Week
    2014-11-05  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

    Which tooth is it?

    The Thomas family were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Thomas made it clear he was in a big hurry.

    “No fancy stuff, Doctor,” he ordered. “No gas or needles or any of that stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with.”

    “I wish more of my patients were as stoic as you,” said the dentist admiringly. “Now, which tooth is it?”

    Mr. Thomas turned to his wife Sue. “Show him your tooth, Honey.”

    

    Good news, bad news

    Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news. Which do you want first?

    Patient: Give me the bad news first.

    Doctor: OK... well, we amputated the wrong leg.

    Patient: Oh, my God! Well, what’s the good news?

    Doctor: Your other leg won’t need to be amputated after all.

    

    Who listens?

    Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years old, the other over 70. They rode on the elevator together at the end of an unbearably hot, sticky day. The younger man was completely done in, and he noted with some resentment that his senior was fresh as a daisy.

    “I don’t understand,” he marveled, “how you can listen to complaining patients from morning till night, on a day like this, and still look so spry and unbothered when it’s over?”

    The older analyst replied, “Who listens?”

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

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