We have

    so many of them

    A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a lawyer are in a train. The Russian takes a bootle of the best vodka out of his pack, pours some into a glass, drinks it, and says, “In Russia, we have the best vodka of the world. And we have so much of it, that we can just throw it away.” Saying that, he open the window and throw the rest of the bottle through it.

    All the others are quite impressed. The Cuban takes a pack of Havanas, takes one of them, lights it and begins to smoke it, saying, “In Cuba, we have the best cigars of the world, and nowhere in the world there are so many and so good cigars. We have so many of them, that we can just throw them away.” Saying that, he throws the pack of Havanas through the window. One more time, everybody is quite impressed.

    At this time, the American just stands up, opens the window, and throws the lawyer through it.

    Who gets it?

    Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill.

    Who gets it?

    The old drunk, of course. The other three are mythological creatures.