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szdaily -> Fun -> 
Jokes of the Week
    2014-12-31  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

    Another man like me

    Husband: After I leave, you won’t ever find another man like me!

    Wife: And why would I want another man like you?

    

    Sorry for your loss

    A man in a bar saw a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he commented, “You look terrible. What’s the problem?”

    “My mother died in June,” he said, “and left me US$10,000.”

    “Gee, that’s tough,” he replied.

    “Then in July,” the friend continued, “my father died, leaving me US$50,000.”

    “Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you’re depressed.”

    “And last month my aunt died, and left me US$15,000.”

    “Three close family members lost in three months? How sad.”

    “Then this month,” the friend continued, “nothing!”

    

    Me too!

    A guy walks in a bar, and buys a huge beer.

    Then he sees someone he knows, and decides to go and say hello to them, but he does not want to drag his beer mug with him.

    So he sets it on a table, along with a note “I spit in this beer,” hoping that noone will steal it then.

    Upon return, he sees another note saying, “Me too!”

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