Blind date “How was your blind date?” a college student asked her roommate. “Terrible!” the roommate answered. “He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce.” “Wow! That’s a very expensive car. What’s so bad about that?” “He was the original owner.” Golfing Wife: What’s your excuse for coming home at this time of the night? Husband: Golfing with friends, my dear. Wife: What? At 2 a.m.? Husband: Yes, we used night clubs. Late Teacher: Why are you late? Webster: Because of the sign. Teacher: What sign? Webster: The one that says, “School ahead, go slow.” How do you spell it? Teacher: John, how do you spell “crocodile?” John: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L. Teacher: No, that’s wrong. John: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! Why no punishment? Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him? John: Because George still had the axe in his hand. |