You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

    You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me!”

    That’s direct marketing.

    You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.

    One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, “He’s very rich. Marry him.”

    That’s advertising.

    You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

    You go up to her and get her telephone number.

    The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.”

    That’s telemarketing.

    You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

    You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.

    You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, “By the way, I’m very rich. Will you marry me?”

    That’s public relations.

    You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

    She walks up to you and says, “You are very rich...?”

    That’s brand recognition.

    You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

    You go up to her and say, “I’m rich. Marry me.” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

    That’s customer feedback.