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szdaily -> Fun -> 
Jokes of the Week
    2015-03-25  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

    Mom ate him

    A little boy was so exited because his mom told him he is getting a baby brother.

    He repeated that to his teacher every day, when he came to school, “I’m getting a brother.”

    One day his mom alllowed him to feel the baby’s kicks in her belly.

    The next day he came to school and didn’t say anything to his teacher. So the teacher asked him what happend to his brother.

    He replyed, “I think mommy ate him.”

    

    Enough with it

    A young woman and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor’s dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours.

    The woman jumps up out of bed and says, “I’ve had enough of this.”

    She goes downstairs.

    She finally comes back up to bed and her husband says, “The dog is still barking. What have you been doing?”

    The wife says, “I put the dog in our backyard. Let’s see how THEY like it!

    

    On daddy’s lap

    Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

    Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

    Son: But mom, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.

    

    

    

    

    

    

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