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szdaily -> Fun -> 
Jokes of the Week
    2015-04-29  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

    A bet

    A man sat down at a bar and told the bartender, “I bet you 300 dollars that I can piss into the cup all the way over there on the other side of the bar and not miss a single drop.”

    The bartender said, “There is no way you can do that. Sure, I’ll bet you 300 dollars.”

    The man then started pissing all over the bar, spraying on the bottles and the bartender, not making a single drop in the cup.

    The bartender smiled and laughed and said, “That’s it, you owe me 300 dollars.”

    The man then got up and walked over to the pool table and started laughing and shaking hands with the men standing there. He walked back to bar, sat down and started laughing at the bartender and handed him the money.

    The bartender asked, “Why are you laughing? You just lost the bet.”

    The man said, “I’m laughing because I bet those guys over there 1,000 dollars that I could piss all over you and your bar and you would still be laughing when I was done.”

    

    Quicker

    Teacher: Conjugate the verb “to walk” in simple present.

    Student: I walk. You walk ...

    Teacher: Quicker please.

    Student: I run. You run ...

    

    

    

    

    

    

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