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szdaily -> Fun -> 
Joke of the Week
    2015-05-13  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

    

    You can’t bait them

    A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for a beer. As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the door saying “NERDS NOT ALLOWED — ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!” He goes in and sits down.

    As he is sipping his beer, a skinny guy walks in with tape around his glasses and a pocket protector with 12 kinds of pens and pencils.

    The bartender, without saying a word, pulls out a shotgun and blows the guy away. The truck driver was shocked. The bartender said, “Oh, don’t worry, the nerds are over-populating the Silicon Valley and are in season now. You don’t even need a license.”

    So the truck driver finishes his beer, gets back in his truck, and heads back onto the freeway. Suddenly he veers to avoid an accident, and the load shifts. The back door breaks open and computers spill out all over the freeway.

    He jumps out and sees a crowd already forming, grabbing up the computers. He can’t let them steal his whole load. So remembering what happened in the bar, he pulls out his gun and starts blasting away. A highway patrol officer comes zooming up and jumps out of the car screaming at him to stop. The truck driver asks, “What’s wrong? I thought nerds were in season.”

    “Sure,” says the patrolman, “But you can’t bait ’em.”

    

    

    

    

    

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